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Quibbler Monthly
 Advice from Ron Weasley
Dear Ron,
Your brothers are so hilarious! How in the world can you keep a straight face around them?
Signed,
WWW Fan
Dear WWW Fan,
Well seeing as how most of the time, their pranks are played on me, it's actually a lot easier than you would think.
Signed,
Ron
Dear Ron,
My parents have to be the most embarressing parents in the world. My mum won't stop listening to her hippie music, and my dad's convinced he can fly to the moon on just his broom! I don't want to hurt their feelings, but at the same time someone's got to say something right?
Signed,
Woe Is Me
Dear Woe Is Me,
I think all parents are embarressing, at least in some way. Everyone goes through it, though. I think you should just let them be, because trust me-- it could be much, much worse. You never know, what may be considered embarressing to you may be wicked awesome to someone else.
Signed,
Ron
Dear Ron,
Fred and George are so amazing! Don't you feel the least bit inferior to them? Not only do they have the looks (twice over!), but the brains too! Their products are so clever-- isn't it stifling to be around such genius?
Signed,
F&G Forever
Dear F&G Forever,
Er-- well.. Maybe? I mean, sometimes I ge-- Hang on, you're not asking for advice!
Signed,
Ron
Dear Ron,
There's this girl--
CUT OFF BY RON WEASLEY:
Dear Bloke,
Whatever it is you're going to ask, you're asking the wrong guy.
Signed,
Ron
Dear Ron,
Seriously-- How can you stand it? Isn't their brilliance blinding?
Signed,
Givin' Hell
Dear Givin' Hell,
...FRED? GEORGE? Merlin it is you two, isn't it? GROW UP OR I'M TELLING MUM!!
Not Amused,
Ron
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