Quibbler’s “Quick-Quotes”
Mexican Flares and Carribean Pirates

Hmmm...one of the most famous common couple names in muggle acting has broken up. I wonder who we could come up with if we use their system...

Hermonald
Harmione
Chorry
Ginco
Vic-my-oh-ninny
Draginia
Weasfoy
Lunald

My favorite would have to be Malgood...a proper set of oxymorons!

Okay...this is the third muggle movie poster I’ve seen...can’t someone please tell that red-haired kid to not look so nervous all the time? The movie’s gonna be a hit!

For all of you out there who believe what you see on TV news tickers... “I will never say never,” is a long way off from “I’ve already written the eighth book, have signed with the publisher and will have it ready for release in 2017.”

I’ve heard there will be Mexican flares to the newest rendition of little Potter’s story. Here’s hoping the new uniforms are not panchos and sombreros (although Dumbledore might like that).

They’ve started casting for the next rendition of Potter’s story. Has anyone heard about me yet? If not, I’m available!

Do you think the newest rendition of Chocolate Frogs will stick Witch Hunter Robin in the card section?

For you Harry/Hermione fans out there, download some of the new movie images. For those of you Ron/Hermione fans out there, download the books!

I’m still weighing the options here...that guy from Pirates of the Caribbean (the not so dirty one!) Would be P-E-R-F-E-C-T as the small role of BILL WEASLEY!!!!

Yet again, the great designer has quashed a few rumors about the wizarding world. Awww...no Draco/Hermione. Because sooooo many people saw that coming!

That does leave those annoying little Draco/Ginny people though...

Seems Neville Longbottom has developed quite a fan base since we last saw him. For good reason too, he’s the only character with kempt hair.

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